Phylis Syd Playboy Coed of the Week May 2006

Friday, May 19, 2006 0:02

Phylis Syd is the new Playboy Coed of the Week for May 2006! Here’s what she had to say:

1. What part of a guy do you study first?
I look at his pocketbook or stock portfolio, if need be. I like an achiever. Judging men by looks is so shallow. It objectifies them! I am all for their empowerment! Earn on and date Playmate s!

2. What’s the party scene like at your school?
Our party scene is vibrant and deliciously controversial. We made the national tabloids and mainstream press many times this year for our over-the-top hedonistic debauchery. Apparently, massive drinking and some lewd disrobing were the culprits. Personally, I prefer stuffy wine and cheese events that follow tantalizing guest lectures by world-renowned scholars, judges and political figures. I tried to organize a “Feminists Gone Wild” demonstration where we’d all torch our bras and flash the establishment, but the media fascists would misinterpret the gesture, so no go.

3. What are some of your favorite things?
I like Henry Miller and Tom Waits. I’d definitely let them double-tag me (by tag I am referring to the game, you dirty minded you!). Lately, I am into single-malt scotch, but I drink responsibly and only take advantage of myself when there are no other viable victims around. I also like ice cream and pony rides.

Final Exam: What is your special talent?
I can clean like a madman. That’s why I like dirty men. I am an absolute “hoover” for dirty men!

Playboy Coed Phylis Syd

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One Response to “Phylis Syd Playboy Coed of the Week May 2006”

  1. Marcy says:

    June 1st, 2006 at 5:35 pm

    Haha she is awesome!

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